REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS HARD TO LEARN

1)  The bandage was wound around the wound.

2)  The farm was used to produce produce.

3)  The dump was so full that it had to refuse more

refuse.

4)  We must polish the Polish furniture.

5)  He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6)  The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the

desert.

7)  Since there is no time like the present, he thought

it was

time to present the present.

8)  A bass was painted on the base of the bass drum.

9)  When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are

present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer

line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to

sow while his wife would sew near the sewer line.

17) The wind was too strong to wind in two sails.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?